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I'm Hannah from Maryland.

This blog literally makes no sense. Sorry if you came here for quality.

The only things you really need to know about me are that I was "Sherlocked" before Irene Adler made it a thing, and that Joe Biden is my favorite human being that will ever grace this planet with his presence because of reasons.

Keep calm and love Sigma Delta Tau.

Formerly irishyoga.
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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

(via sex-doesnt-alarm-me)

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duckodeathreturns:

26 Years of Make-Out Technique: A Comparative Analysis in Pictures

It was a tough job, but someone had to do it.

After all, comparative analysis is the basis of intellectual discourse and I am nothing if not intellectual.

What I’ve discovered is one of these is not like the others, but I’m not going to leave Danny out just because he doesn’t know one end of a woman from another. 

(I’m totally kidding, I bet with Danny still waters run very deep.)

I’m trying not to use the word suction, but for some reason, it does spring immediately to mind…

  1. Local Hero 1983
  2. The Love Child 1987
  3. Some Lie and Some Die 1990
  4. Do Not Disturb 1991
  5. Titmuss Regained 1991
  6. Chandler & Co. 1994
  7. Sea of Souls 2004
  8. Fallen Angel 2007
  9. Skins 2008
  10. Syncing 2009

(via deathbygatiss)

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gasteiatp:

"If god didn’t want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex."

-Frank Gallagher

(via simplydalektable)

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martinfreeman:

his arms were definitely not always like that

yes but now they are so lets not talk about it and just watch that scene over and over for biceps

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